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I'm Alli. I like to eat but hate the after effect. I enjoy being a woman except for that certain time of the month. I'm single. I want to be a porn star. I love sex. Every Wednesday I grab a blanket, a snack, and my phone and watch Stacked. At every commercial break I call my best friend and we discuss as if it's real life and we discuss our intense love for Pamela Anderson. I do that with soap operas when I'm sick. I watch Grey's Anatomy like my life depends on it. I cry at everything but don't cry at movies when people die violently. I cried at the end of Godfather 3 when Al Pacino died. I watch mafia movies constantly and dream of being in them with Meg. She set me up with my boyfriend and she is the greatest person alive. I breathe music. I write it and I sing it. My ex wrote songs about me--Beautiful Soul, The Best Day of My Life, and after we broke up he wrote: She's No You. Hated that one--loved the others. I read How to Make Love Like a Pornstar as if it were the Bible--but I do not read the actual Bible. In fact, I do not believe that God wrote the Bible. Considering the stories in there...I personally think someone was either drunk off their ass or stoned as fuck when they wrote it. I get a lot of crap for that point of view but hey...this is a free country. Well...sort of. My best friend and I share this UNBELIEVABLE love for Jenna Jameson. We plan on being Vivid Girls when we get older. She plans on being the next Jenna Jameson and I just want to be Krystal Steal. Sometimes I call her JJ and she calls me Krystal Method. I hate my family therefore I consider my friends my family because I love my friends. Thanksgiving and Christmas are my least favorite days of the year by far. My dad is the one reason that I have low self-esteem. I saved up money and bought a black corvette all by myself. It was my baby. I always used to go driving in it with my other best friend Aaron before my stupid brother crashed it and my dad wouldn't get me another one. I used to have a huge crush on his older brother Nick. But....he turned out to be an abusive asshole of a boyfriend so I stopped liking him. My favorite band is the Backstreet Boys. i love them:

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my 3 main men
Justin ♥

Dustin

Adam


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